During their investigation into the egging incident, authorities seized Justin Bieber's cellphone to see if he text bragged to anyone, but apparently Bieber is more concerned about them finding his texts to his drug dealer and Selena Gomez's titties.
Law enforcement sources tell us … when they searched Justin's house Tuesday, they seized his cell phone … took it right out of his hot little hands. Sources say cops are interested in texts that could incriminate him. Cops want to see if he texted someone after the fact and bragged about the egging. One law enforcement source called it a "text high 5." Sources connected with Justin tell us … he's concerned more about drug discussions and references. Even if cops find drug references, Justin's in the clear given there's no physical evidence — nonetheless J.B. is afraid it will leak out. We're told he's also concerned that there are naked photos in his phone, although we don't know if they're action shots, selfies, etc.
I was gonna write a bunch of stuff here, but I realized I just wrote "Selena Gomez's titties" and that's pretty much all I can think about now. I would try to have sex with her, but I'm afraid she'll laugh at my penis. My grandmother knitted it a sweater for Christmas because she said it always looked cold 🙁