Miley Cyrus performed at KISS FM's Jingle Ball again this weekend, so for Christmas, I hope she gets a friend who tells her that nobody wants to see a scrawny white chick in a leotard shake her ass on a…wait, can we even call that an ass? We can't, right? There's no way we can. Have you seen her ass? I mean, like really looked at it? It always looks like it had its feathers boiled off.