This pains me to say, but I'm going to speak my truth to everyone right now. Ready? Ugh, pull it together, Todd. Ok, here we go: Taylor Swift looked hot as fucking hell last night at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Forget the bangs, forget the complete lack of ass, forget that she once bought a house across the street from a 17-year old two months after they started dating. Look at the legs. If she wrapped the around my head, that's like, what? Two albums at least.