UPDATE: So, we received an emalil from Nic Cage's PR firm who wanted to provide a statement from Cage which says, ""Explicit photos of myself and Ms. Fulton simply do not exist and never have." That's fine, but does Bigfoot exist? Or werewolves? Does he have a statement on those? I think people would like to know.
If you're weird like that and ever wanted to see pictures of Nicolas Cage having sex with the mother of his oldest kid, go ahead and pop that champagne. Today is your lucky day. Freak. TMZ reports:
Somewhere out there are stolen X-RATED PHOTOS of Nicolas Cage getting down and dirty with the mother of his son Weston … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. According to law enforcement, the intimate pics were stolen by a former handyman, who broke into Christina Fulton's house in April and jacked four computers and a box of wild photos. The handyman, Ricardo Orozco, was arrested last month and charged with felony burglary. He's pled not guilty and is currently being held on $1 MILLION bail. The photos have yet to be recovered, and we're told police are actively on the hunt.
Dear Vivid, National Treasure 3: Laptop of Dicks. You're welcome.