Believe it or not, but much like Ellen Degeneres and a black zombie, I'm a total ass man. But can we really call what Nicki Minaj has an ass? I mean, techically I guess we can, but why would you want to? Take her panties off and it probably looks like a pot of mash potatoes that's been sitting out for a week. I'm sure somebody would eat it, but there are better options available.