Step 1: Get naked in a Robin Thicke music video about date rape. Step 2: ? Step 3: Become Esquire's Woman Of The Year. Fox News reports:
She's a gooood girrrl! Emily Ratajkowski is a UK-born model and actress — but she's best known for starring in the sexy music video for "Blurred Lines," Robin Thicke's ultra-popular summer anthem. And now, she's become Esquire magazine's first-ever "Woman of the Year." In the magazine's very first "Woman of the Year" tally, readers cast their votes on their favorite ladies of the year — be it actresses, pop stars or models. With 64.6 percent of the vote, Ratajkowski beat out the likes of "Hunger Games" star and resident funny girl Jennifer Lawrence and America's favorite supermodel Kate Upton… and that's just the start of it.
Miley Cyrus has to be feeling pretty shitty right now because she grinded on Robin Thicke, but keep in mind, Miley Cyrus is horrifically unattractive. Kate Upton was unavailable for comment because she was busy Googling, "How do I keep chili in the donut hole?".