Britney Spears Seems To Be Really Enjoying Her Kid’s Soccer Game

No matter how much Photoshop and sequins the gays use to extend the sex appeal of one of their idols, we shouldn't really forget that Britney Spears is just a 31-year old, divorced mother of two, who a judge says is still too mentally defective to have the same rights as a normal adult human. So they probably put a Cheeto on a string to get her in the car then told her they were going to a special field where childen kick a ball to make it turn into a giant ice cream cone. Look, I don't know. Maybe they said bacon or something, but you get the general idea.

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