So, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been separated for two months. Maybe I should text her. Tell us more, Orlando Bloom's publicist:
“After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation. Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family.”
Is Orlando Bloom gay? I don't want to start any type of unfounded rumor here, but if you wake up on day and say, "You know what? I don'y want to stick my penis is Miranda Kerr anymore," it gives me pause. If I can be completely honest right now, I'm totally paused. I'm paused. Miranda Kerr could shoot a homeless person in front of me, and I'd be more upset that we might miss our dinner reservation. I made it weeks ago!