If you are on pins and needles waiting for me to write about Miley Cyrus on SNL this weekend, sorry. I didn't watch it (if you're looking for that, go here). The only thing I know about SNL this years is that the brown girl is now a Weekend Update anchor and the new castmembers are six generic, indisguishable looking white people, leaving Keenan Thompson to continue his ongoing role in Lorne Michael's 10 Years And Counting A Slave. But in other Miley Cyrus news, she wanted to perform topless at the VMAs because OMG she's so not Hannah Montana anymore, guys. Newser reports:
A new Miley Cyrus documentary debuted on MTV last night, and in it, Cyrus and Britney Spears had this disturbing conversation about the VMAs, which reveals we all dodged a bullet:
- Britney: "You're not going to be topless onstage, are you?"
- Miley: "I tried but I don't think MTV's going to allow it."
Lately, Miley can't seem to stop showing her unfortunate ass and tan lined boobs (she did it again today) because that's what a woman does when she's empowered and shattering molds according to what a 20-year old girl who probably still has teddy bears at her parents' house believes a strong, empowered woman would do. As a result, her VMAs performance was a horrfically staged, awkward mess with less sex appeal than when my dog drags her ass on my rug. Some people might be into that, but thatreally isn't my thing.
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