When you're raised in a strict Christian home, all you want to do when you leave is pop your tits out, sing about being a fake lesbian, then marry a heroin and sex addict. And when that doesn't work out, you start dating a Neil Young wannabe who has probably banged most of your friends and your friends' friends. Then after he breaks up with you twice, the only thing you want to do is marry him because obviosuly he's the one. So, congrats to Katy Perry and John Mayer, I guess. E! reports:
Katy Perry and John Mayer's relationship may be the dark horse to watch out for when it comes to the celebrity race to the altar. The artists are "very serious" about each other, a source tells E! News, and we're hearing that those close to the couple wouldn't be surprised if they got engaged in the not-so-distant future. Well, then!
I guess I'll believe it when I see it, but is there any reason why John Mayer is marrying this chick? From what I've read about him, I assumed he enjoys having sex. Marriage isn't really conducive to that.