Proving once again that she's the Nicolas Cage of pointing at random commercial offers and saying, "I'll do it!", Kate Upton is in a commercial with Snoop (who has now become a caricature of himself) for Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. I can't stress this enough. She's in a commercial for Hot Pockets. Snoop is doing commercials for Hot Pockets. Hot Pockets. I need to go lie down.
Hey, remember when Snoop would have pursed snatched Kate Upton and stole her Hot Pocket instead? I'd like to remember that time.