Jamie Foxx Says He Is Not Banging Katie Holmes

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For some reason yesterday the Internet thought Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes were having sex because they danced one time in August and apparently every time a chick dances with a guy they have sex with them. WHAT DOES THE FOXX SAY?! (Sorry, it's early). ET Online reports:

[The rumors] are one hundred percent not true," he told Nancy. "In fact, it's quite hilarious because we simply danced at a charity event along with a lot of other people." It had been reported that Foxx was spending a lot of time with Holmes at her New York City apartment after a sexy session on the dance floor this summer had reportedly escalated their friendship into romance, but according to Foxx, not true.

Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise are apparently still friends from their work on Collateral, so Jamie Foxx had to decide what he wanted more: Katie Holme's mom vagina or not having secret Scientology agents following him and wiping his memory or Tom Cruise holding him over a shark pit in his underground lair. No disrepect to Katie Holmes' vagina, but black people are really afraid of sharks.