I've been at this site for almost 7 years now, so Britney Spears and I go way back. It got to a point where I felt sorry for making fun of her, but her video for "Work Bitch" is now online. I'm not sure of the concept here, but it features Britney's dead, lifeless eyes and her sorta, kinda dancing because she's on psychotropic drugs designed to keep her empty inside. It also features vocals from Britney's HAL-9000 voice that replaced her actual vocal cords sometime around 2003. But I can't even hate the song. Not even gonna pretend that I do. Am I gay now? I'm not sure what this all means.