Since Keeping Up With The Kardashians is a totally unedited and not scripted at all reality show about whores doing whore things, the Kardashians filmed their Christmas episode in on Tuesday because even holidays revolve around the giant Armenian cock that Ryan Seacrest his lifeforce. If you watch this show, I hate for you to hear it like this, but you're pretty stupid and nobody likes you. It's ok. Sit down. Take a minute. I know it might be hard to take in.
Long beautiful work day with the family! Shot a very fun Christmas special! Can't wait to share more later! Night! Xo
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) September 18, 2013
Note: For this post, I have chosen to use the hottest legal one of the Kardashians. Please find the keyword in that last sentence.