Anastasia Ashley is a pro surfer who captured our hearts and minds with her viral warmup video. Through the magic of Twitter, she agreed to answer a few questions about Miley Cyrus, burritos, the importance of high-speed wifi, and her butt. Happy Monday.
So, yeah, Miley Cyrus at the VMAs. Any reason they didn't ask you to be her twerk coach?
I don't know, I was probably busy. I think her background is more in singing than her actual dance. I think she's great though. All I can say I would be really stoked to be dancing with Robin Thicke.
The only thing I know about surfing is from Point Break. Have you ever robbed a bank? And if so, what President were you?
I haven't robbed a bank, but if I did though, I think I would be the one person who doesn't get caught.
How much would you charge to teach me to surf if I supplied all the vodka and hugs?
I don't charge people for lessons as I am not the best lesson giver. I get actually really frustrated with teaching so I would probably need the vodka and hugs.
If you could only surf one place for the rest of your life, where would that be?
I would say Hawaii, its one of the best places in the world
This really isn't a question, but describe the perfect burrito.
Mmmm, I love burritos, anything that's fresh in it is what makes it good, like fresh cilantro, avocado, and cheeses. Also, I love fish so anything freshly caught will be on point.
I read somewhere that you said the best way for a guy to get a girl to come over is to have a big screen tv with lots of channels. I have a big screen tv with lots of channels, Netflix, and a three-legged cat. What time should I expect you?
Probably pretty soon, I'm actually in love with cats and small dogs like pomeranians so if you have either or, i'll stay for a while. You'll need to have every package though with HBO and Showtime and lighting fast wifi.
All pick up lines are bad (except my last question), but what is the worst pickup line you've ever heard?
Can I teach you how to surf?
What's the deal with you guys and pumpkin spice?
I love pumpkin spice it makes me feel so fallish and fun.
What men's cologne makes you pause and think that an unwanted pregnancy might not be such a bad thing?
I actually really like the smell of Axe on a guy. (Todd's note: :()
They say surfing is a spiritual experience. If I was to grab your ass, what type of spiritual experience would I have?
The kind where you never leave.