Olivia Wilde Had To Make The First Move On Jason Sudeikis

In the October 2013 issue of Allure, Olivia Wilde said some words, but what we're going to focus on here is the unlimted options available to single men in New York City and Hollywood.

"I met Jason, and I thought he was so charming. He's a great dancer and I'm a sucker for great dancers. But he didn't even get my number. Over the next six months we kept running into each other. [One night], my best guy friend walked up to him and said, 'This is Olivia's number. Use it.' That was the beginning," she says.

As you read this, please keep in mind that Olivia Wilde was married at 18 in the back of an abandoned school bus and stayed married until 2011. He real last name is "Cockburn", so you know this could have only ended up one way. As 1 Peter 5:8 says, her vagina was roaming the Earth like a roaring lion seeking to devour the D. I would quote the Book of Jason, but it's mostly about unlimited blowjobs and anal.

 

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