One Direction Dude Gets Tackled In Charity Soccer Game, Vomits, Stans Send Death Threats


Twitter and Facebook try to tell me all the time that soccer is a better game than football and that soccer has better athletes, so keep that in mind when you read this story about One Direction's Louis Tomlinson signed a contract with Doncaster Rovers to play in a charity soccer match to raise money for leukemia (football charity games are played with shorts and flags, because if they weren't they would be the leading cause of celebrity deaths besides cocaine). Anyway, Tomlinson got tackled by Gabriel Agbonlahor some point and while walking to the sideline, he vomitted in his hand. I wonder what would have happened if he would have been tackeled by Greg Hardy? I mean, besides his spine being tangled up in the net?  Complex reports:

The Stiliyan Petrov charity match at Celtic Park was a soccer event that brought old and new players and celebrities together in hopes of raising support for leukemia, which was the disease that forced Petrov to prematurely retire. An unfortunate collision suddenly made the good will event about One Direction's Louis Tomlinson. Tomlinson signed up with the Doncaster Rovers as a non-contract player in support of Sheffield's Bluebell Wood Children's Hospice and has played soccer at a Sunday league level, so the sport isn't anything new to him. He couldn't handle getting ran into by Aston Villa's Gabriel Agbonlahor, however, and immediately went down, accompanied by the screams of fans everywhere. He was hurt badly enough to be subbed out the game…

This Gabriel Agbonlahor guy better watch his back, because girls who haven't their period yet are on Twitter threatening to kill him. Haha, not really. They just want a RT. Bitches love RTs



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