Hey, everyone! Good morning. How are you? How's the family? Great, great. Good to hear. Lindsay Lohan has a new boyfriend. Page Six reports:
While her mom is keeping the police busy, Lindsay Lohan has been getting cozy with Matt Nordgren, a 30-year-old former football player who starred on the defunct Bravo reality show “Most Eligible Dallas.” Sources tells us Nordgren, who was in town this week on business, is telling people the two are dating. Nordgren played one season for the Philadelphia Eagles after being a backup quarterback for the University of Texas. When we quizzed Nordgren directly about dating Lohan, he told us: “We’ve hung out. But I have been a friend trying to support her for many years now.” He explained the two met about seven years ago through mutual friends in Los Angeles. When we asked if Lohan, who was spotted at the Purple magazine party at the Top of the Standard last week, was sober, he said: “She’s completely sober for months now. She’s in a great place, she’s thinking clear and working hard and meeting with all the right people.”
"We’ve hung out. But I have been a friend trying to support her for many years now.” He means her boobs, right? He has to mean her boobs. I would type more but apparently America just had another mass shooting. SCOREBOARD, WORLD!