When you can't sing and your lyrics sound like the winner of a 5th poetry contest, you have to make elaborate videos that are supposed to be about female empowerment, but are reall just another excuse to show your rack. So here's Katy Perry and her boobs in "Roar". She doen't manage to wait 2 minutes before showing them, because the video has a unique storyline, you guys! Like hunting bananas with a spear and proper dental hygiene for alligators. There also appears to be a Sephora in the jungle. I wasn't aware of that.