Hey, remember when Chrissy Teigen died for our sins when Jezebel wrote this unshaved vagina takedown piece calling her ignorant because Chrissy dared to call a Farrah Abraham a slut for lying about her sex tape? Apparently slut-shaming is more vile and disgusting than a slut passes off a porn as a private, leaked sex tape for money. Good times, good times. Now feminists must be kicking themselves in their fake dicks today because the Farrah Abraham flag they picked up like Denzel in Glory has the wrong definition of "feminism" written on it. Oops:
Do you consider yourself a feminist?
I'm pretty feminine. I think so.
Not feminine — feminist.
What does that mean, you're a lesbian or something?
No, that's not what I'm asking at all.
What context are you saying it in?
It's a complicated concept, but I guess at its most basic, it means that women are equal to men.
Oh, I definitely feel that women are equal to men. No doubt about that. I mean women should have equal rights to men, every day.
Please keep in mind as you read this, her porn tape was planned with Vivid. She wanted to make a porn, Vivid hired James Deen, and they banged on camera. Immediately afterward, Farrah Abraham made sure she was spotted buying a pregnancy test to insinuate Deen got her pregnant. Walter White has nothing on this bitch. So all of that is just my segue into this: Farrah Abraham claims repeatedly that she's a Christian, and now I'm starting to believe her, because she tells lies to herself much that she actually believes them now.
I've heard you speak about how your sex tape came about, and I don't understand the narrative. Can you expand on it?
Basically, how my sex tape came about is how I live my life. I'm 22, I'm very sexual, I'm single. A boyfriend of mine at the time, which was James [Deen], is in the industry and makes videos all the time, and so I thought it was a comfortable situation to have my only sex video with him. Proved me wrong, obviously, because it was leaking out, and I was starting to have people reach out to me. Maybe he did that because he wanted to promote his film at the time, The Canyons, which was coming out with Lindsay Lohan. So it turned into a hurtful chain of events, so I involved my lawyer. Other companies were reaching out and wanted to buy it, so I ended up selling it. And against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever — it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free. So I made a business deal out of it. I'm smart, and I'm happy that I did that.
I wonder if feminists are going to buy Chrissy something from her bridal registry? hahaha jk they don't believe in that. You can't be married to a cat and a man at the same time, that's just stupid. We don't know their cat's name yet, because it's hard to find a gender neutral cat name. They knitted it a sweater with a picture of Margaret Atwood on it to balance out its masculine engergy.