Taylor Swift Is Still Doing The Tight Shorts/No Ass Thing

Despite having the ass of a Jewish grandpa in a nursing home, Taylor Swift still insists these tight, high-waisted abominations and dick repellent leather shorts. Instead of writing songs, maybe she should start eating her feelings so guys don't mistake her ass for a chalkboard. If I had some chalk, I'd draw a diagram of how to do a proper squat with a bunch of arrows pointing to it. Maybe some hearts and butterflies too, becasue she likes those.

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