Along with trying to prove she's black, Miley Cyrus has tried way too damn hard to prove everyone that she's a grown woman now. And her "performance" last night at the 2013 MTV VMAs was just a bridge too far. Apparently all you have to do to be a grown woman is stick your tongue out a lot, dance with teddy bears, wear a big foam hand, and grind your ass on a guy who is 15 years older than you. Maybe I read those qualifications wrong, but those sound like something you'd do at a 10th grade dance. Remeber when Britney Spears actually did transition from a teen pop star to the chick every dude wanted to inseminate with a single fedora and sparkly thong? Maybe Miley should go have a Capri Sun and a nap and try again. Or not. I'm just tossing out ideas here.