Geena Davis Is A Badass

 

When I was an impressionable kid before my penis and the media warped my sense of what I wanted in a woman, the only thing I wanted was a foursome with Geena Davis, Lt. Ripley, and Cheetara. I also wanted an archery set. So, if you'll excuse me. I'm gonna step away for a while so you can enjoy this video. I need a moment.

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