Hey. remember when if Britney Spears would have worn this in 2008, one nipple would be looking at you and the other would be looking at the ground for her keys? Well, that's all changed now, because somebody finally told Britney that long ago an invention called the bra was made and women wear them when they go out in public. I assume they told her with flash cards and hand puppets, but whatever they did, it worked. These are the real heroes, my friends.