The Lone Ranger reportedly lost something like $12B and five Disney execs have committed suicide. For real, look it up. But despite all that, Johnny Depp still gets to bang Amber Heard on the reg. And possibly on the rag. I honestly wouldn't care either way. Scalping is illegal now, so period sex is how we get to scream in delight and see blood now. Glad I could share this cultural lesson with you guys.