WBC Says Taylor Swift Is A ‘Dirty Pirate Hooker’, ‘Proud Whore’

Not like this really needs to be said, but Westboro Baptist Church are ignorant idiots and a cult of trolls who are just another example why all religion should be outlawed like all other archaic, irrelevant institutions like marriage and MTV. But now since their whole "God Hates Fags" thing has been overruled by common sense, their next target is Taylor Swift. Ok, then. SFGate reports:

Members of the controversial Westboro Baptist Church are planning to protest Taylor Swift’s upcoming concert in Kansas after branding her a “dirty, pirate hooker” because of her busy dating life.

The singer’s personal life has come under much media scrutiny after a string of failed romances with the likes of John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas and Harry Styles, and now religious conservatives are taking a stand against the 23 year old’s “sin-coddling songs” by vowing to disrupt her Kansas City show on August 3.

In a series of posts on Twitter.com, a group representative writes, “Westboro to picket the whorish face of america: Taylor Swift…

“(Swift) works her ‘girl next door’ country-singer shtick, while hopping from one young man to the next and strutting across the world stage like a proud whore… Taylor Swift in three words: lascivious, foolish, proud, dirty, pirate hooker!”

I don't even know what "dirty, pirate hooker" even means, but I know that it sounds fantastic. More women should look into that. And let's be honest, all the guys they mention wish Swift was a whore instead of a chick who see their penis once then buys a house across the street from their mom and starts Googling desination weddings. If she was actually a whore she wouldn't have material for her albums because she would be too busy having sex to make John Mayer a macaroni art card.

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