Since A Florida Man is always busy, a Pittsburgh Man was arrested at a Taylor Swift concert after he posted on Facebook that she was Satan and that she was in danger because "6,000 years is six days and death comes on the sixth day". I don't have a Bible nearby, but I believe that loosely translates to, "whoa damn, ya'll. I'm completely insane. Good talk, you guys. Good talk." CBS Pittsburgh reports:
Taylor Swift performed at Heinz Field Saturday for about 57,000 fans with very little trouble. However, there was one big concern: 28-year-old Joseph Jackson of Clarksburg. Police say Jackson threatened Swift on Facebook, he said "Taylor Swift must perish and die" then he brought posters to her concert reading “I luv you” and “Taylor Swift is with Satan.” After seeing the posters and the alleged Facebook threats, police moved in and grabbed Jackson in his seat….In this particular case, police say Joseph Jackson became particularly agitated when asked about the Facebook threats toward Taylor Swift. According to police records, Jackson told arresting officers “Taylor Swift is Satan and that 6,000 years is six days and death comes on the sixth day, so Taylor Swift is in danger.” Detectives confiscated the posters Jackson had with him and found he had no weapons on him. They then handcuffed him and took him to jail, where he will face a mental evaluation. Sources confirm Swift security officials are very pro-active regarding any sort of threat against the artist and that they passed that information to police who made the arrest.
Damn, homey. No need to kill the poor girl. She's just looking for love and stuff. If you really wanted to get close to her, you should have told her you thought her friend was hotter. You definitely would have gotten her number then.