Ryan Gosling Might Be Luke Skywalker’s Son In ‘Star Wars VII’

Stars Wars VII, which will reportedly take place 30 years after Return of the Jedi, and in 2015, your girlfriend will finally want to see a Star Wars movie. What a special day! Latino Review reports:

The studio is working to produce a Star Wars: Episode VII and continue the story of where 1983′s Episode VI: Return of the Jedi left off. Production on the seventh film in the series will start next year in the UK….A little while ago I was told that two names have been thrown around a lot, and that another star went in last week. The two stars are none other than…RYAN GOSLING and ZAC EFRON. As for what role Efron would be playing, we don’t know. He could be a Solo kid. But what I was told for sure is the Gosling went in for Skywalker’s son. Yes, that’s right Luke’s kid.

The last three Star Wars movies were the unwashed taint that I was forced to lick three times as I cried for my childhood, so hopefully JJ Abrams can give me mouthwash and therapy in exchange for a $15 movie ticket and some magic. The magic that explains how Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher boned and made a Zac Efron.

 

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