Jennifer Aniston Should Get That Checked Out

Here's Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie, Squirrels and Nuts, that will predictably bomb at the box office but not effect her A-list status in any way because remember when that evil Angelina Jolie broke into her house and kidnapped Brad Pitt against his will then forced him to have children with her and stay with her longer than Aniston and make him talk about how much he loves his life in interviews? That bitch. But enough run on sentences. Have scientists decided what's up with Aniston's nipples? Why are they always hard? It can't be that cold all the time. Does she need a blood transfusion? Do cameras make her horny? Are her nipples made of some material not from this earth? TELL US JENNIFER YOU HARLOT OF THE DEVIL!!

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