While we wait for Jezebel to tell us this was somehow her boyfriend's fault because he didn't know who Susan B. Anthony was, here's a news story that's out today that tell us Emma Roberts was arrested for assualting and BITING Evan Peters in a Montreal hotel room. TMZ reports:
Emma Roberts was arrested for a domestic violence incident in Canada — after allegedly bloodying her boyfriend, Evan Peters … TMZ has learned.
22-year-old Emma — Eric Roberts' daughter and Julia Roberts' niece — was taken into custody early July 7 in Montreal after getting in an altercation with Peters … who stars in "American Horror Story." According to Montreal law enforcement sources … someone called police to report a fight in Evan and Emma's hotel room. We're told when cops arrived … they observed Evan with a bloody nose. Emma was immediately arrested. One law enforcement source tells us Evan also had a bite mark. Emma was released hours later because 26-year-old Evan did not want to press charges. Sources close to Emma tell TMZ … Emma and Evan were hitting each other and she was arrested because he had obvious physical injuries. The sources deny Emma bit Evan.
And since gender roles are a real thing, not a myth created by men to subjugate and marginalize women, this just made her a billion times hotter. You mean to tell me Emma Roberts is so filled with the crazy that she'll bite me and break my nose if I don't agree with her. Where do I sign up for the rest of that unfulfilled rage? Awwwwwww yeaaaaaahhhh, son!
Note: Why did he refuse to press charges? Does he live in constant fear that she'll retaliate? Is there a shelter he can go to or a hotline he can call? No? Ok, Good talk, you guys.