I've been getting a lot of emails telling me I don't post enough "man candy", so here's my annual post for all of my readers with vaginas. So enjoy David Beckham in a suit. Suits are the female equivalent of lingerie, so I hope this helps. I can't lie, he looks pretty good. DOMA was ruled unconstitutional, so you never know what might happen. I just wrote David a letter telling him I'm a big fan, and I sprayed some of my Tom Ford cologne on it. What? Hahaha, no not like that! I just thought it would be a nice touch. I mean, if he likes the way I smell I can't help that. The heart wants what it wants. Who are you to judge? Sorry you had to read all this ignorance and intolerance, David.