#whitepeopleproblems TMZ reports:
Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday morning, and sources tell us it was a suicide attempt. Paris was taken out of her Calabasas family house on a stretcher at around 2 AM and taken by ambulance to a nearby hospital. The 911 call came in at 1:27 AM. We're told the caller reported a possible overdose, although a source connected to the emergency response said there were multiple cuts on one of her wrists.
Not really sure why she would try to kill herself, because if I was a white girl with blue eyes and the world didn't seem to mind or notice that I said my father was a mega rich black guy who used to have an afro and could beat Jay-Z in a nose contest, I'd want to live as long as I could.