Justin Bieber Is Being Launched Into Space

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Since Justin Bieber is an idiot child, he once said that he wants to do a concert space in someday. A concert in space that nobody will be able to attend because it's in space, but luckily for us, he'll be launched off the face of the Earth (possibly in his Star Wars footie pajamas) thanks to Richard Branson. E! reports:

The teen idol has signed up for a spot on a suborbital space flight with Virgin Galactic—at least that's what the airline's founder, Richard Branson, claims.  "Great to hear @justinbieber & @scooterbraun are latest @virgingalactic future astronauts. Congrats, see you up there!" the billionaire mogul and adventurer announced on Twitter. Bieber, 19, didn't have any comment, but he did retweet Branson's well-wishes to his 40 million Twitter followers as did his manager, Scooter Braun, who added, "I'm going to space momma!"

Richard Branson has so much damn money that he can wake up one day and say, "Breaking Bad is a rerun, let's go to space." Then he builds a rocket to go into space. And then he charges people with money to burn to take them into space and oh god I hope the aliens attack whatever this thing is because they've heard Bieber's music, right? They don't want that stuff spreading through the galaxy. That won't be good for anyone involved.

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