All I know about Joanna Krupa is that she's Polish (they're great with light bulbs!) and she used to be on one of those Real Housewives of [INSERT CITY] shows. Also, she has huge boobs and likes to put them in a bikini. And other times, she likes to take the bikini top off (NSFW). And this time, it appears she's getting paid to where a bikini. Was this through Kickstarter? Because I would have totally donated to this.