A provision of my contract with I Don't Like You In That Way says that I must post every Ashley Greene that are available through our photo agencies, and even thoughh I just made that up, it sounds better than any other reason that would justify me posting pictures of Ashley Greene getting a manicure. Look, let's just go with it. I should also mention that if we dated she would save a lot of money on Brazilians because science has proven hair can't grow if a tongue is covering the surface area. Look it up. I think Joseph Lister was the first to publish.