It's another day, so that means a new completely insane Amanda Bynes story that you couldn't make up if you tried. This time, she tried to board a plane without a valid ID (because her license is suspended), and when they refused, she told them to Google her. Yes. You read that right. TMZ reports:
According to sources, the pilot was checking passenger IDs — it's a really small terminal — and Bynes revealed her driver's license had been suspended … and she had no other form of government ID. We're told the pilot informed Bynes she needed a form of government ID to fly — per TSA regulations — and she then ordered him to Google her as proof, screaming, "I'm Amanda Bynes!" The pilot called someone from the jet company to see if they could get some kind of exemption for her, but the jet rep was adamant … no ID, no flight … and that was that. The private jet company wouldn't comment for privacy reasons.
Oh, and remember yesterday when we got an exclusive look inside her crack den? Apparently that was all a green screen and super imposed images because she's threatening to sue again. Per her Twitter:
That's not my bed! Those aren't my toes! My toes are pedicured! I just did an exclusive interview with intouch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him! They used an old shot of me on the cover with a bad angle of my old nose before I had surgery to reshape my profile and to remove the webbing from my eyes. I have to sue because that's not my apartment, those aren't my clothes! They morphed photos of my face onto someone's body to ruin my life! I have to make a big deal of this and sue because that's not me! I care about my appearance so I have to defend myself! I look like a different person now that I had surgery! Why did they put an old shot of me on the cover? I don't look like that anymore! I only want photos of my gorgeous new nose on the cover of tabloids and real magazines! The photos in this issue are fake and mocked up! I don't care enough to keep talking about it. Just assume that I fucked the boyfriend of the editor of intouch because they fucking hate me!
I totally understand. Those pictures of me in my mom's house of me in a drum major uniform are fake and mocked up. Unless any of you ladies like that kind of thing.