If you ever wondered what would happen to a pastor's wife if she found out that her husband of 35 years was gay the whole time and was currently banging a 21-year old model, the answer is simple, she would plan a murder/suicide instead of praying. Radar Online reports:
Shortly before traveling to New York to confront Joe, 52, about his tryst with 21-year-old model Bryce Chandler Hill in August 2012, Tina scrawled a cry-for-help letter threatening to shoot herself after she discovered her husband’s homosexual tendencies, a source close to the situation tells Radar exclusively. Tina left the note in the Encino home she shared with Joe and he found it! Joe immediately handed it to his lawyers who were handling his divorce proceedings. “Tina was so distraught when she found out about Joe’s secret gay affair, she immediately wrote a suicide note,” a source close to the Simpson family tells Radar. “It was fairly detailed and she said she wanted to shoot herself for what Joe had done to their 35-year marriage. Worse still, Tina wanted to shoot Joe as well. She was just so angry with him.
Proving he's a bottom bitch, Joe Simpson took the suicide note to his LAWYERS instead, I don't know, getting the woman who gave birth to his kids and stood by him even when he frosted his tips the help and care she needed. Way to be there, Joe. Also, why didn't Jessica just eat the suicide note before anybody had the chance to see it? Does she normally do that with things?