Robin Thicke is basically Justin Timberlake after Justin Timberlake grows up and stops hijacking black culture, marries Paula Patton, and is injected with an actual soul. Basically every track on Justified was written for Michael Jackson, but Jackson turned them all down, so they taught the little white boy some dance moves and a star was born. Anyway, Thicke didn’t need any of that, and is pretty much enjoying success without having to perform at every award show. So keep all that in mind when you watch Thicke’s video for “Blurred Lines”. A video that got banned from YouTube because everybody is naked. Meanwhile, “Mirrors” has 17M views, because apparently people like videos where two old people get dementia then do tai chi.
In case what I just said didn’t sink in, EVERY chick in this video is naked. Seriously, bro. I’m not even joking. What? Well, fine! Watch it at work! See if I care! (NSFW):