Lindsay’s Friend Fears For Lindsay’s Life If She Goes To Coachella

Claus Hjelmbak, a "Danish celebrity promoter" and "friend of Lindsay", has decided to go public with his concerns about Lindsay going to Coachella because she'll basically won't be able to walk two feet without getting drunk or high. And because that's what friends do when they're concerned. They sell their story to Radar Online.

“I fear for her life if she goes to the festival.” Hjelmbak, a Danish celebrity promoter, has been friends with Lohan for years, and has decided to go public with his fears because he says it’s the only way he can get the actresses’ attention. “Lindsay is in a very dark place right now, and I’m absolutely scared for her life. Coachella is the last place she needs to be. For someone struggling with addiction, like Lindsay, the amount of drugs and alcohol at Coachella is just a recipe for disaster waiting to happen. I know because I have been to the VIP tent at Coachella in the past. Lindsay can turn it around, but she has to look deep inside herself and get the help she needs,” Claus tells us.

Thanks, Claus. Coachella usually ends up like a hipster Jonestown, so if anybody thinks Lindsay isn't going to be high as King Kong's dick the whole time she's there, then you really haven't been paying attention the last 8 years. And I wouldn't worry. Lindsay could die then come back to life if her spirit saw where somebody next to her hid their coke.

 

 

 

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