Of course Kim Kardashian would be the only person on to hear good news this week. Of course. TMZ reports:
Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman … because the judge dissolved her marriage to Kris Humphries in today's court hearing … and we've learned Kris walked away with NOTHING. Here's what sources connected with the case tell TMZ:
— Kris gets NO money from Kim. As we've reported … he had previously demanded $7 mil.
— Kris dropped his demand for an annulment based on fraud.
— Each party will pay their own attorney's fees.
This is not just a settlement. It's a WIN for Kim and her lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser. The judge sent 2 different messages — on the one hand saying the status of the marriage was dissolved, but then said it's over when they sign the official papers. But it seems like she's officially divorced, especially since the judge said to Kim, "Congratulations on your dissolution."
So, Kim officially has no husband and her baby daddy is in Paris in no rush to get back because he's too busy banging other chicks. Sounds amazing. Just want every 32-year old woman dreams of.