Let's just get this out of the way, most superhero movies are stupid. There's really no way to sugarcoat that. Even if they aren't, you can go on the Internet and read all the nerd rage about how it wasn't faithful to the graphic novel (a comic book with lots of pages), but I will go see Superman: Man of Steel BECAUSE MICHAEL SHANNON IS PLAYING GENERAL ZOD. Nobdy plays batshit crazy like Michael Shannon (see below), and this teaser premiered last night. A teaser that tells us Michael Shannon wants to kick Superman's ass, and if he can't he's going to destroy the world. He's a like Kim Jong-Un but with weapons that can shoot more than 100 yards.