Farrah Abraham’s Mom Wrote Her A Letter By todd April 30, 2013

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Back when the new broke of Farrah Abraham's porn broke, her mother Debra Danielson vehemently denied the story, because her daughter is a child of God and a Christian who woul never do such a thing like have sex for money even though she had a child out of wedlock and acted like a spoiled, petulant kid on a reality show. But Farrah just cashed a check for $1,5M, Jesus has touched Debra's heart and told her to forgive her daughter, because Jesus' dad is always short on money. So Debra wrote her a letter.

Farrah & Sophia,

I miss you both so much! Love you and pray God will bless and keep you safe. Want our family to heal and grow. I will NEVER leave you or foresake you. You are a priority in my life.

XOXO Mom & Grandma

Yes, God will bless her and keep her safe. It's all part of God's plan for Farrah to get a shot in the mouth on camera by a porn star, so she can spread the good news of his heavenly kingdom. Or whatever Christians do to justify what they do. Don't forget to tithe, everybody!

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Catherine Zeta-Jones Checked Into Rehab Because She’s Bipolar By todd April 30, 2013

Catherine Zeta-Jones has checked into rehab for the second time in two years for bipolar disorder, yet Amanda Bynes is still running the streets in sweatpants and a wig. Fix that America. People reports:

"Catherine has proactively checked into a health care facility," her rep, Cece Yorke, tells PEOPLE. "Previously Catherine has said that she is committed to periodic care in order to manage her health in an optimum manner." Meanwhile, a source tells PEOPLE that Zeta-Jones was planning to return to treatment as a way for doctors to monitor her medication. "There was no big problem," says a friend. "This was just a good time to do it. She is in between projects. This has always been part of the plan. She would manage her health. She is vigilant about it."

Specifically, Catherine Zeta-Jones has Bipolar II. I don't know what that is. Can I get it on Gamefly?

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Lindsay Lohan Is Starting A Blog To Write About Rehab By todd April 30, 2013

Great news, everyone! If you ever wanted to read Lindsay Lohan's "deepest thoughts" after spending 90-days in the ruthless and unforgiving Hamptons (here), Celebuzz is making that happen for you. Page Six reports:

Linsday Lohan may blog about her lessons learned after rehab, sources tell Page Six. We hear the troubled actress is in talks with Web site Celebuzz to detail her deepest thoughts after her 90 days of court-ordered rehab. We’re told Lohan would contribute content beginning in August, after the rehab stint, which will reportedly start Thursday at the Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach. Her next step would be to launch her own site with her musings on art, fashion, music and movies. Lohan was expected to meet with Celebuzz editors to hash out ideas, but their consultant A.J. Daulerio tells us, “I’m still waiting for the official grooming session.”

I don't know about you, but there's nothing I'd rather read that Lindsay's "musings on fashion, music, and movies." Maybe she can try out for the NBA too so she can write abot other things she'll never be involved with again.

 

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Courtney Stodden Is Still Alive, Dressing The Same By todd April 30, 2013

Courtney Stodden and her creepy husband, Doug Hutchison (he'll always be Eugene Tooms to me), classed up The Ivy yesterday, and Stodden showed up in some kind of leopard print thing. Is this a dress? What is it? Does it come with a portable stripper pole? If not. somebody skipped the class that covered vertical integration.

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Anne Hathaway Shops In Leggings, Links By todd April 30, 2013

Holland Roden Lets Her Nip Show in the Rain (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini [The Superficial]

Lucy Pinder Is A Topless Sports Hero (NSFW) [MyEx]
Anne V In GQ [Popoholic]
Rachael Leigh Cook Is Still Super Cute [Hollywood Tuna]
Chelsea Handler Doesn't Want To Be Somebody's Mother, Ever [Dlisted]
I'll Take #3 (NSFW) [MyEx]
Greatest picture ever taken? [UDrunkBro]
The Jenner sisters in bikinis (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Reese Witherspoon’s baby brain [Lainey Gossip]
Johnny Depp & Amber Heard made their ‘official couple’ debut over the weekend [Celebitchy]
Melissa Satta Bikini Pics From Miami Beach [Moe Jackson]
Pacific Rim looks awesome [Film Drunk]
Kelly Osbourne is looking . . . healthy [Celebslam]
Jessica Biel’s 26 sexiest gifs [COED Magazine]
There Was an Ostrich at the ‘Arrested Development’ Premiere [The Blemish]
Martha Stewart Is Joining Match.com [Evil Beet Gossip]
Iron Man 3 Banks $195M Opening Weekend Worldwide [Crave Online]
Chris Brown’s dad thinks he should date Jordin Sparks [Popbytes]

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Jason Collins Just Became The First Openly Gay Active Player In American Sports By todd April 29, 2013

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not really sure how much I have to add to this. I mean, the dude is 7 feet tall. He could wear pink lingerie and suck on one of those oversized lollipops and I'd still call him sir.

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Katy Perry Was Disappointing At The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner By todd April 29, 2013

Usually we can count on Katy Perry to have her rack hanging out if she showed up at a children's burn ward, but since she was going to place full of politicians and bloggers who really wanted to see her tits, she wore this dress. Is she on some kind of terrorist watch list now? To be honest, I don't think she loves this country. Why is she dresseed like this? Is she Muslim? What's really going on here?

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Which One Will Be On Heroin Or Have A Sex Tape In 2016? By todd April 29, 2013

The Radio Disney Music Awards were this weekend, and if history has taught us anything, at least one of these chicks will rescued by Liam Neeson from a basement with a camera and a tarp on the floor.

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Amanda Bynes Went To The Gym, Did This By todd April 29, 2013

Amanda Bynes' has a special kind of psychosis in that she has she believes she's hot, but also believes every picture taken of her is bad. She believes she has a hot body while tweeting that she's fat. She thinks there's a magazine conspiracy to only post unattractive pictures of her, but calls people who work for magazines "ugly" without ever seeing them. Long story short, she's batshit. She goes to the gym because she thinks she's fat, but ends up just taking selfies. She's also wearing sweatpants. C'mon, you don't wear sweatpants to a gym. You only wear sweatpants if you're getting a lapdance.

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Farrah Abraham Just Made ‘High Six Figures’ On Her Porn By todd April 29, 2013

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In case you're still on the fence on whether you can make millions by simply just having a vagina that you're willing to stuff on camera, Farrah Abraham just closed a deal with Vivid to sell her porn she made with James Deen. The feminists don't like to tell you that you can do that. TMZ reports:

Even though Farrah said she was considering other offers … sources close to the situation tell TMZ, Farrah finally inked a deal with Vivid … for close to a million dollars. Yes, nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled:  "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."

Excellent work, America. Who cares that most of you are stupid? Just have a baby in high school, become famous, then have sex with a porn star and cash a check for a million dollars. That shining city on the hill is mostly strip clubs and check cashing places. Love it or leave it, commie!


 
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