Justin Bieber Is A Menace

I know people say we should stop using the word “wigger”, but those people must not realize that Justin Bieber is alive. TMZ reports:

Justin Bieber is a menace on wheels, driving at speeds approaching 100 mph in his quiet neighborhood and endangering children and dogs … this according to multiple residents. We broke the story … one of Justin’s neighbors filed a battery report Tuesday after a heated altercation on the singer’s property in his uber-exclusive gated community in Calabasas. Justin’s security people say the neighbor went nuclear over parties that were thrown at the Bieb’s house while he was performing in Europe. But we’re hearing a VERY different story from neighbors. We’ve learned the man who confronted Justin told Sheriff’s deputies … the singer was driving “unbelievably recklessly” through the neighborhood in his Ferrari. The man — whose hobby is racing cars — estimated Justin’s speed at 100 mph. He told cops he was really upset because at the time Justin was burning rubber (just before 9 AM) his wife was walking the dog.

Somebody really needs to punch this asshole. No, I know Usher has already punched his prostate, I meant the other way. Gawd, why do you have to make everything so gay?

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