Happy Good Friday, Bro



Since somebody thought it would be a good idea to make a holiday commemorating the torture and death of Jesus and the original Newton, The Passover, we’re taking a half day here today. Like we always do on holidays. Damn, is there any holiday that doesn’t involve somebody dying or breaking into your house? What’s up, God? You okay? You need to go talk with someone? Maybe get a hug?

Note: See ya Monday. Remember to hide some painted eggs and give chocolate bunnies to little kids to remember Jesus’ sacrifice. Makes sense if you try not to think about it.

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By todd, March 29, 2013 70 comments