Renowned singer Chris Brown, known the world over for his ability to keep his cool and remain calm even in the most stressful situations without acting like an entitled, petulant child who just got a toy taken away, was tested beyond all human comprehension when a guy who parked his car at a charity event shocked everyone in the vicinity when he, get this, asked for $10 to give Chris Brown his car back. WTF?! $10?! Everybody knows “valet” means “free” in French. The nerve of some people. This valet is probably just some hater that Chris can use as a motivator. TMZ reports:
After the valet made it clear he couldn’t release the car without the cash … the singer and his posse surrounded the guy … and at one point you can hear Chris say, “F*ck ten dollars.” Sources at the scene tell us Brown was angry because he was only at the event for 30 minutes and felt like he was getting ripped off by the valet. As tensions grew, someone in Chris’ posse can be heard saying. “We got the money … don’t worry about it.” But Chris DID worry about it … and in a threatening manner, told the valet, “We gonna turn this whole thing on out.” A short time later, Brown shouted a last insult at the valet … it sounded like he said, “Funk ass ten dollars” … before walking away with his posse. Brown ultimately got his keys and drove off — it’s unclear if he ever paid the $10 fee.
Team Breezy has probably already started a Kickstarter to cover all of Chris Brown’s valet parking fees from now on, because obviously valets’ are racist who refuse to give a young black man a chance. But, just wondering, is there anything Chris Brown doesn’t lose his shit over? Wait until he finds Chicken McNuggets aren’t made with real chicken.