Happy Good Friday, Bro By todd March 29, 2013



Since somebody thought it would be a good idea to make a holiday commemorating the torture and death of Jesus and the original Newton, The Passover, we’re taking a half day here today. Like we always do on holidays. Damn, is there any holiday that doesn’t involve somebody dying or breaking into your house? What’s up, God? You okay? You need to go talk with someone? Maybe get a hug?

Note: See ya Monday. Remember to hide some painted eggs and give chocolate bunnies to little kids to remember Jesus’ sacrifice. Makes sense if you try not to think about it.

Since somebody thought it would be a good idea to make a holiday commemorating the torture and death of Jesus and the original Newton, The Passover, we’re taking a half…

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Kim Kardashian Wants To Name Her Kid ‘Easton West’ Now By todd March 29, 2013



Kim Kardashian was on Jay Leno last, and if you thought she was a vapid whore who will ruin her child’s life at every turn, congratulations! You were right! Go you! Us Weekly reports:

“We have a list, and some of them are K names some of them aren’t,” she said. “[North] is not on our list. But you know what name I do like — but it probably won’t be on [our list], because it kinda goes with North – I like Easton. Easton West. I think that’s cute.”

Look, I know abortion continues to be a hot button issue in our society even though it really shouldn’t be, but maybe we should hear what this kid has to say before you start making any snap judgments.

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Adrianne Palicki Wants You To See G.I. Joe, Links By kathy March 29, 2013



Ireland Baldwin Posts Bikini Photo To Tumblr, Really Wants You To Meet Chris Hansen [The Superficial]
Kate Beckinsale In A Bikini Top? Hell Yeah! [Popoholic]
Introducing Katarina Van Derham’s Cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
Alice Goodwin Makes The Christ In Your Pants Rise (NSFW) [MyEx]
Be Careful Who You Choose To Draw A Penis On [UDrunkBro]
Nabilla Benattia Upskirt & Some SERIOUS Cleavage (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Callum Blue‘s Peen Leaks (Maybe) [Dlisted]
Heather Graham is also in a bikini (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Carrie Diaries’ Boss Weighs In On Prop 8, Writing Gay Characters [Celebuzz]
Duchess Kate ‘is finally getting a chance to enjoy her pregnancy’ [Celebitchy]
How not to spend $3,700 at the mall [COED Magazine]
The 12 Stupidest Recipes from The Food Network [College Humor]
Life’s short, have some fun [The Chive]
Chef Tifa Will Whip Up Your Alfredo Sauce (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ L.A. Premiere: Adrianne Palicki Showed Off Implants [Moe Jackson]
Doutzen Kroes must do a lot of crunches [Celebslam]
Petra Benova Is at the Beach With a Friend [The Blemish]
Is Kate Bosworth Okay? [Evil Beet Gossip]
Courtney Stodden Is Done With Underwear [Amy Gindhouse]
Prince William’s upcoming unemployment [Lainey Gossip]
Ai Shinozaki Bikini Goodness [Egotastic]
Lil Wayne Explains His Epilepsy, Hospitalization + How He Feels About TMZ [Popcrush]
This week in movie posters [Film Drunk]
Can Someone Get Miley Cyrus a New Hobby or Maybe a Reality Check?[TooFab]
Lana Del Rey covers Leonard Cohen [Popbytes]
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Did NOT Get Married [Allie Is Wired]
Beyonce’s Dad Talks Being Fired By His Own Daughter [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Check Out a New Clip From Evil Dead [ComingSoon]
Matthew McConaughey Offered Christopher Nolan‘s Interstellar? [Superhero Hype]
G.I. Joe: Retaliation: Exclusive Score Preview [Crave Online]
The Weirdest Youtube Dance Party Ever [Viralosity]
Exclusive Details On Jennifer Aniston‘s Upcoming Wedding [Hollyscoop]
Eva Mendes wows at ‘The Place Beyond The Pines’ premiere [Splash News]
Rob Kardashian Says the Photographer He Allegedly Robbed Was Creeping On Him [Starcrush]

Ireland Baldwin Posts Bikini Photo To Tumblr, Really Wants You To Meet Chris Hansen [The Superficial] Kate Beckinsale In A Bikini Top? Hell Yeah! [Popoholic] Introducing Katarina Van Derham’s Cleavage…

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Lindsay Probably Stole A Bracelet From The ‘Anger Management’ Set By todd March 28, 2013



You’re not going to believe this one, but somebody gave Lindsay Lohan a job and she took everything that wasn’t bolted down.E! reports:

After the first day of filming for her guest role on Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management, producers allowed her to go home Monday with a bracelet from set to wear out that night. Then on Wednesday, the same day she wrapped up filming, she was spotted wearing the same bracelet on her way to the airport for her trip to Rio de Janeiro. While a source confirms to E! News that this is the same bracelet from the Anger Management set, the exact conditions of Lindsay’s wearing the jewelry are unclear. It could have been something she needed to return (flashback to 2011 when she swiped that $2500 necklace from Kamofie & Co., a Venice, Calif., jewelry store) or it could’ve been a gift of appreciation from the FX comedy series.

Of course this is probably some kind of misunderstanding. Lindsay would never intentionally steal something. You know, except for that one time. And that other time. Oh, and that one time with the coat. And that other time. Yeah, and that one. I mean, other than that, she really doesn’t steal stuff then wear it in full view of photographers. You know, except those times that she has. Ok, whatever. Bitch stole it. Is that what you want to hear??!!

You’re not going to believe this one, but somebody gave Lindsay Lohan a job and she took everything that wasn’t bolted down.E! reports: After the first day of filming for…

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Olivia Wilde And Jason Sudeikis Went To Disneyland By todd March 28, 2013




Olivia Wilde already said publicly that she and Jason Sudeikis have sex like “marathin runners”, and even though I’m not sure what that means exactly, they do seemingly go to Disneyland like hipsters and rid children’s rides to be ironic. Also, Olivia Wilde has a gigantic forehead. I don’t know. Just felt the need to point that out.

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Kristen Stewart Hangs Out With Lindsay Now By todd March 28, 2013



Somebody check CNN. There’s a weed shortage somewhere. New York Post reports:

We have exclusively learned Lohan, who’s refusing to go to court-ordered rehab until after Coachella, is hanging out with the “Twilight” star. A source told us, “They met through one of Lindsay’s friends who also knows Kristen. Lindsay was invited up to Kristen’s house last week, and they hung out with Robert Pattinson, who was back from filming in Australia.” The source said the women found they had a lot in common: “Lindsay and Kristen discussed their careers, creative ideas and how they deal with living under the focus of the media and the paparazzi.”

Close your eyes for a second. Imagine Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart sitting in a room talking. At what point do you realize that one of them in possibly dead?

Somebody check CNN. There’s a weed shortage somewhere. New York Post reports: We have exclusively learned Lohan, who’s refusing to go to court-ordered rehab until after Coachella, is hanging out…

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This Happened By todd March 28, 2013



Madame Tussauds in New York unveiled a new wax sculpture of Britney Spears on Tuesday andAAAHHHHHH WHAT IS THAT?! AIM FOR THE BRAIN! YOU HAVE TO SHOOT IT IN THE BRAIN!!

Madame Tussauds in New York unveiled a new wax sculpture of Britney Spears on Tuesday andAAAHHHHHH WHAT IS THAT?! AIM FOR THE BRAIN! YOU HAVE TO SHOOT IT IN THE…

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Vanessa Hudgens’ Legs Are Here, Links By kathy March 28, 2013



Amanda Bynes Tweeted Her Crazy Cleavage Again [The Superficial]
Fabiana Semprebom Unleashes A Mega Bikini Drool-Fest [Popoholic]
Adriana Lima Because She Is Still Damn Hot [Hollywood Tuna]
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt secretly married? [MyEx]
Don’t Bite The Cops [UDrunkBro]
Amy Smart‘s Perky Pokies (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
There Will Be No Senator Ashley Judd [Dlisted]
Kelly Brook is modeling stuff (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Inside Day 2 Of Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Anger Management’ Shoot [Celebuzz]
Kourtney Kardashian’s old lover still claims he could be Mason Disick’s father [Celebitchy]
Pee-controlled urinal video games [COED Magazine]
20 Terrible Songs By Great Bands [College Humor]
I have no idea what’s happening inside Russian clubs [The Chive]
Top 10 Naked Easter Bunnies (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Petra Benova Bikini Pics From Miami Beach [Moe Jackson]
Sean Penn’s Son Called a Photog a ‘Fa**ot’ and a ‘Ni***r’ [The Blemish]
Kirsten Dunst Makes Gang Signs For A Magazine Cover [Evil Beet Gossip]
Team Britney Spears Keeps Your Government Name And Credit Score On File [Amy Gindhouse]
David Beckham is almost cuter than his daughter [Lainey Gossip]
Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pictures Almost Make Reality TV Worth Almost Never Watching [Egotastic]
Beyonce, Madonna + More Voice Support for Marriage Equality [Popcrush]
Armond White calls everyone nerds [Film Drunk]
Nicki Minaj Needs Some Lessons in Humility And Also Sense [TooFab]
Ryan Lochte’s new reality show looks gloriously stupid [Popbytes]
Torrei Hart Talks About Divorce From Kevin Hart [Allie Is Wired]
Mariah Carey is 43 [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
G.I. Joe: Retaliation Reviews [ComingSoon]
Want to Be an Extra in Captain America: The Winter Soldier? [Superhero Hype]
5 Gritty Reboots We Really Want to See [Crave Online]
Road Rage Gun Surprise [Viralosity]
Justin Bieber Responds to Breakdown Rumors [Hollyscoop]
Kelly Brook strolls solo through London [Splash News]
Jim Carrey’s Gun Control Video Prompts Sputtering Hysteria + Calls for Deportation [Starcrush]

Amanda Bynes Tweeted Her Crazy Cleavage Again [The Superficial] Fabiana Semprebom Unleashes A Mega Bikini Drool-Fest [Popoholic] Adriana Lima Because She Is Still Damn Hot [Hollywood Tuna] Angelina Jolie and…

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‘The Wolverine’ Finally Has A Trailer By todd March 27, 2013


The Wolverine, the movie Darren Aronofsky dropped out of after he cheated on his wife and got Natalie Portman pregnant then she talked a gay guy into marrying her and pretend it was his, finally has a trailer. It teaches you not to mention homeless guys and that Chinese people have a lot of money. But if it sucks, you can blame Natalie Portman’s vagina.

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Kate Upton Isn’t Going To Your Stupid Prom, Nerd By todd March 27, 2013



Earlier this month, some dude named Jake Davidson asked Kate Upton to prom on YouTube (yes, people are still doing that). Put away the condoms and Boone’s Farm, kid. She’s not going. People reports:

“It was so flattering,” Upton, 20, tells PEOPLE. “The video was so cute, and I really appreciated it. There was something about it that I knew I had to respond.” “I’m not sure if I’ll be able to go with him or not, due to my schedule,” she says. “I want to, but I just don’t know if I can make it work. But I really appreciated being asked; it made me feel really great!”

She managed to say the kid had a “good sense of humor and confidence”, but she went to say that he didn’t have a contract with a pro team so there was really no way in hell that she was going to prom. “What the hell? Has he even ran into the back of his offensive lineman then fumbled before? I didn’t think so.”, Kate added.

Mark Sanchez. That was a Mark Sanchez reference:

Earlier this month, some dude named Jake Davidson asked Kate Upton to prom on YouTube (yes, people are still doing that). Put away the condoms and Boone’s Farm, kid. She’s…

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