Mila The Great And Powerful, Links By kathy February 27, 2013

Eleanor Tomlinson‘s boobs slay giants [Popoholic]
January Jones Is A Witch! [The Superficial]
Breaking: Miranda Kerr Is Still Really Hot [Hollywood Tuna]
Ashley Greene‘s butt in yoga pants [MyEx]
Chantelle Houghton Flaunts Some Serious Camel Toe (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Bobby Brown Is Going To Jail For 55 Days [Dlisted]
Irina Shayk‘s interesting career move (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
The Mysterious Changing Faces In Hollywood [Celebuzz]
Kim Kardashian doesn’t ‘have a sense of urgency’ about marrying Kanye [Celebitchy]
First person Darth Vader video [COED Magazine]
Lips Realistically Painted Like Eyeball [College Humor]
Animals that don’t suck [The Chive]
The Master(bater): Celebrity Nudity on DVD and Blu-ray (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Miranda Kerr & Behati Prinsloo Launch “Fabulous” Collection [Moe Jackson]
Miss Teen Delaware is also an amateur porn star [Celebslam]
Willow and Jaden Smith are Filming a Music Video [The Blemish]
Michelle Williams and Jason Segel Are Done [Evil Beet Gossip]
Kim Kardashian Needs A Bigger Sweater [Amy Gindhouse]
How about a blind item! [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Almost Destroyed in a Fire [Egotastic]
Justin Bieber Gets ‘X’ Tattoo [Popcrush]
The “We Saw Your Junk” song [Film Drunk]
Jessica Simpson‘s Baby Bump In Skin-Tight Dress [TooFab]
Adorable: Nick Lachey and his son Camden [Popbytes]
James Franco Now Has Strawberry Blonde Hair [Allie Is Wired]
Dancing With The Stars Loses Real Star [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Exclusive Clip From The Sweeney & Ray Winstone Interview [ComingSoon]
Another Behind-the-Scenes Image From The Wolverine [Superhero Hype]
What Microsoft Can Learn from Sony’s PlayStation 4 Announcement [Crave Online]
Ultimate Ladder Fails [Viralosity]
Chris Brown Hits on Carmen Electra [Hollyscoop]
Halle Berry dresses down for ‘The Call’ screening [Splash News]
Oscar Pistorius Planning Private Memorial for Reeva Steenkamp Despite, You Know, Killing Her [Starcrush]

Eleanor Tomlinson‘s boobs slay giants [Popoholic] January Jones Is A Witch! [The Superficial] Breaking: Miranda Kerr Is Still Really Hot [Hollywood Tuna] Ashley Greene‘s butt in yoga pants [MyEx] Chantelle…

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Anne Hathaway Practiced Her Oscar Speech For Weeks By todd February 26, 2013



Since women hate pretty women who are more successful than them, the hate for Anne Hathaway the last few months has been everywhere, mostly because she apparently seems fake and rehearsed. So this story should make every smug asshole on Twitter feel better about themselves. Us Magazine reports:

Practice makes perfect! After facing some backlash over her emotional Golden Globe, SAG and BAFTA acceptance speeches, Anne Hathaway worked very hard on preparing her thank-you for the Oscars. After winning the Best Supporting Actress Academy Award on Sunday, Feb. 24, the Les Miserables actress admitted that her feelings were hurt by criticism. “It does get to me,” Hathaway, 30, said. “But you have to remember in life that there’s a positive to every negative and a negative to every positive.” Though the actress tries to brush off the negative comments, a source tells Us Weekly that Hathaway did practice her Oscar speech a lot to try and be more likable. “She was very aware that she had been the butt of everyone’s jokes,” the source says.

Man, she tried hard to be likable and nice because her feelings were hurt after people made fun of her? What a bitch. We should take her outside and shoot her. She obviously doesn’t deserve to live.

Since women hate pretty women who are more successful than them, the hate for Anne Hathaway the last few months has been everywhere, mostly because she apparently seems fake and…

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BREAKING: Jennifer Aniston Is Still A Huge Bitch By todd February 26, 2013



Jennifer Aniston is supposedly a huge A-list star, yet she’s been in 24 movies and only 7 have grossed over $100M. Her highest grossing film, Bruce Almighty, starred Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, and Steve Carrell. My cat could have played Jennifer Aniston’s part and it still would have made $242 million. Her second, Marley & Me ($160,499,700), was about a dog. Kids love dogs. And parents will take their kids to see movies about dogs. Her highest grossing film, in which she was the actual star, The Bounty Hunter, made under $70 million and has a 22% score on Metacritic. And Rogert Ebert gave it a half star out of 4. So keep all this in mind when you read about how Aniston is acting on the set of her new movie. Radar Online reports:

“Every day at lunch the entire cast and crew head to a cafeteria facility where they all sit down and eat lunch together for well over an hour,” the insider exclusively told RadarOnline.com. “But the only person who doesn’t eat with everyone else is Jen. She quickly grabs a lunch to go and leaves.” The source also claims Jen, 44, has fancier transportation than everyone else — as well as a trailer that is much farther away from the set than anybody else’s. “All the actors ride in normal production vans when they head to lunch, but Jen has her own luxury SUV,” the source said. “And not only is Jen’s private trailer miles away from the set, but she heads all the way back there each day to eat her lunch away from everyone else.”

Also keep in mind that Tim Robbins is also in this movie. Tim Robbins, the multiple Oscar winner. But Jennifer Aniston was in an Adam Sandler movie once, so fuck eating with everybody else. What is she, a migrant worker?

Jennifer Aniston is supposedly a huge A-list star, yet she’s been in 24 movies and only 7 have grossed over $100M. Her highest grossing film, Bruce Almighty, starred Jim Carrey,…

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You Can Play Lindsay In A Porn Parody Of ‘The Canyons’ By todd February 26, 2013



Vivid Entertainment is holding open casting calls to find a “Lindsay look alike” to start opposite James Deen in a parody of their movie, The Canyons. You’ll never guess what it’s called. TMZ reports:

It’s the most sought-after role in porn — playing Lindsay Lohan in a “The Canyons” XXX parody — so it’s probably a good thing LiLo didn’t set the acting bar too high … or not at all.

Since she’s already getting paid to have sex, Lindsay probably won’t audition for this, but if you see a chick in line in a black wig named Kindsay Kohan, drop a bag of coke on the ground. Then wait. When the wig falls off when she dives for it, you might be able to get Lindsay’s autograph.

Vivid Entertainment is holding open casting calls to find a “Lindsay look alike” to start opposite James Deen in a parody of their movie, The Canyons. You’ll never guess what…

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Alyssa Miller Threw Up From Her Body Paint By todd February 26, 2013



Alyssa Miller, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model who should have had a cover by now, may not want to agree to be naked anymore. Today looks to be very depressing. New York Post
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue stunner Alyssa Miller wore nothing but paint for one spread, which made her hurl. “Within 15 minutes, I had thrown up twice from the powerful chemical fumes,” she says in an interview with fashion site Modelinia. And the challenging shoot lasted another 15 hours. She adds of the intimate painting process: “You have to make sure you are completely hairless, which is harder than it sounds. You know all that baby fuzz that covers your body? That has to go.”

This story started off as plane with both engines out, but Alyssa ejected and parachuted safely into Sexy Mountain. Nice save, Alyssa. Nice save.

Alyssa Miller, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model who should have had a cover by now, may not want to agree to be naked anymore. Today looks to be very depressing….

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So Many Teeth, Links By kathy February 26, 2013



Heidi Klum’s Cleavage Is Amazing [The Superficial]
Hilary Duff Gets Groovy Hot In Hawaii [Popoholic]
Billie Faiers’ Cleavage Is Nuts [Hollywood Tuna]
Rihanna in a bikini in Hawaii [MyEx]
Liberty Ross Braless in Sheer Dress (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Charlie Sheen Is Giving Lindsay Lohan A Job [Dlisted]
Natalie Portman sexes it up for Miss Dior (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
53 celebrity wardrobe malfunctions [Celebuzz]
LeAnn Rimes wants you to know that she went to the Oscars too [Celebitchy]
Jack Nicholson is still a pimp [COED Magazine]
Just How Old are the Actors Who Play High Schoolers? [College Humor]
Daily Morning Awesomeness [The Chive]
TV Nudity Report: Banshee, Spartacus, Shameless (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Vanessa Hudgens & Selena Gomez @ 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party [Moe Jackson]
Olivia Wilde holding a bag of dog shit [Celebslam]
JWoww Hosted Dusk Nightclub With Her Sideboobs [The Blemish]
First Photos Of Nicole Kidman As Grace Kelly [Evil Beet Gossip]
Kris Jenner Wants To Make 10% Off Kanye West [Amy Gindhouse]
Britney Spears is a brunette now [Lainey Gossip]
We Saw Your Boobs! The Visual Reference for the Seth MacFarlane Song [Egotastic]
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This? [Popcrush]
A 10-minute documentary about Patton Oswalt [Film Drunk]
Janet Jackson Ties the Knot — A Year Ago [TooFab]
Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer is a legal wiz [Popbytes]
The Onion Called Quvenzhané Wallis A ‘REALLY’ Bad Word [Allie Is Wired]
Playing Catwoman Pays Dividends Unless… [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Joel and Ethan Coen to Rewrite Angelina Jolie‘s Unbroken [ComingSoon]
The Entire Mad Max Trilogy Comes to Blu-ray June 4 [Superhero Hype]
Check Out the New Spider-Man Costume [Crave Online]
Sea Otter Plays Basketball [Vidhuntr]
Jessica Chastain’s Dark Past Surfaces [Hollyscoop]
Jennifer Lawrence Gives Middle Finger at Oscars [Splash News]
Jamie Foxx Hits on Kelly Rowland, Embarrassing Himself + His Daughter at 2013 Oscars [Starcrush]

Heidi Klum’s Cleavage Is Amazing [The Superficial] Hilary Duff Gets Groovy Hot In Hawaii [Popoholic] Billie Faiers’ Cleavage Is Nuts [Hollywood Tuna] Rihanna in a bikini in Hawaii [MyEx] Liberty…

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs Looked Better At The Spirit Awards By todd February 25, 2013



Yes, Jennifer Lawrence won an Oscar last night for yelling and dancing and jogging, but her dress last night was lame. Was she supposed to be Cinderella? If so, I hope her forehead turned back into a human forehead at midnight. Anyway, she wore this dress at the Independent Spirit Awards, and I’m pretty sure these are nipples this time.

Yes, Jennifer Lawrence won an Oscar last night for yelling and dancing and jogging, but her dress last night was lame. Was she supposed to be Cinderella? If so, I…

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Kim Kardashian Is Having A Girl By todd February 25, 2013



Of course Kanye West can only produce girls. Us Weekly reports:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just found out they’re expecting a baby girl, a source close to the pregnant reality star tells Us Weekly exclusively. “They’re over the moon!” a source close to the first-time parents-to-be tells Us. “Kanye always wanted a girl.”

First, can we stop with the “over the moon” shit? What does that even mean? That doesn’t sound like something anyone would be excited about. Secondly, take a pic of Kim Kardashian’s face before her plastic surgery onto a baby then Photoshop Rudy’s hair from The Cosby Show on it. There. I just saved Us Weekly $3M.

Of course Kanye West can only produce girls. Us Weekly reports: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just found out they’re expecting a baby girl, a source close to the pregnant…

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‘Spring Breakers’ Did Rome, Links By kathy February 25, 2013



Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks cold [The Superficial]
Arianny Celeste And Brittney Palmer Team Up For A Sizzling Lingerie Photoshoot [Popoholic]
Have you seen these pics of Heidi Klum? You probably should [MyEX]
Kendra Wilkinson may be the funniest looking celebrity [Hollywood Tuna]
Areola Peek on Amal Fashanu (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
At Least Somebody Honored Matthew McConaughey‘s Ass Cheeks [Dlisted]
Jessica Stam is the hottest she’s looked in a long time (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
The 10 Best Dressed Stars At The Oscars [Celebuzz]
Christoph Waltz wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor in ‘Django Unchained’ [Celebitchy]
These people need to be stopped [COED Magazine]
The Internet Oscars [College Humor]
Life is Awesome [The Chive]
Your Winners for Peeper’s Choice (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Adriana Lima doing what she does best [Celebslam]
AVEENO Welcomes Jennifer Aniston [The Blemish]
Twilight Sweeps Razzies [Evil Beet Gossip]
Kanye West Is Not On His ‘Suit & Tie’ [Amy Gindhouse]
Erin Andrew‘s Heismans 50 Cent Lip Kiss at Daytona 500 [Egotastic]
Adele Wins 2013 Oscar for Best Original Song for ‘Skyfall’ [Popcrush]
Brooklyn High School quiz team loves Nic Cage [Film Drunk]
The Top 5 Can’t Miss Moments From The Oscars [TooFab]
Demi Lovato’s new single “Heart Attack” [Popbytes]
Charlize Theron Rescues Oscars Security Guard [Allie Is Wired]
Steven Tyler Could Have Sniffed Lindsay Lohan For Less [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Quvenzhané Wallis is Annie [ComingSoon]
New Behind-the-Scenes Image From The Wolverine [Superhero Hype]
The 85th Annual Oscar Winners Are Here [Crave Online]
Russian Dog Gets Saved [Viralosity]
Harvey Weinstein Explains His God Complex [Hollyscoop]
Corey Monteith Fits In a Run [Splash News]
2013 Oscars – Best Dressed [Starcrush]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks cold [The Superficial] Arianny Celeste And Brittney Palmer Team Up For A Sizzling Lingerie Photoshoot [Popoholic] Have you seen these pics of Heidi Klum? You probably should…

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Anne Hathaway’s Nipples Didn’t Win An Award By todd February 25, 2013



Anne Hathaway won for Best Supporting Actress and Best Rehearsed Acceptance Speech last night, but her dress won two hours earlier for Best Nipples. Is that her nipples? It might be just the dress. I don’t know. I’ve never been with a woman :(

Anne Hathaway won for Best Supporting Actress and Best Rehearsed Acceptance Speech last night, but her dress won two hours earlier for Best Nipples. Is that her nipples? It might…

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