Jessica Simpson is high functioning retard, that’s why she named her daughter Maxwell Johnson and plans to name her son Ace Johnson, because she plans on him either being a gay fighter pilot or a date rapist. Us Magazine reports:
Cat’s out of the bag! Jessica Simpson’s growing baby bump isn’t the only thing that she’s showing off these days. According to a source, the Fashion Star mentor is eagerly sharing the name she’s already picked out for her second baby with fiance Eric Johnson. “[She's] told people she’s going to name the baby Ace!” the source told Us Weekly. Simpson, 32, is already mom to 10-month-old daughter Maxwell. The singer hasn’t yet revealed how she and Johnson, 33, decided upon the name, however.
Ace. She’s naming her son Ace. And her daughter’s name is Max. Max and Ace. That sounds like a Disney show about a Mexican boy and his dog.