If I’m honest, I will never get bored of covering what a dick Chris Brown is. Fortunately, he gives more than enough opportunity to do so. Now evidence has surfaced that Brown might not have finished his community service. Of course, he just sees this as more evidence he is the second coming of Christ; being persecuted for no reason other than he almost beat his girlfriend into unconsciousness. TMZ reports:
Chris Brown’s lawyer just went nuclear at the L.A. County D.A. … claiming, “I have never had a client who has been tortured like Chris Brown has.”
Mark Geragos was livid at a news conference at his office after today’s court hearing, vowing to seek not only sanctions against prosecutors but also claiming he wants them held in contempt of court for filing false documents, accusing Chris of phonying his community service hours.
Geragos said of the D.A.’s motivation, “The D.A. is paralyzed with the thought his probation will be terminated. If that happens they won’t be able to jock him around like they’ve been jocking him around.”
Geragos said Rihanna showed up in court to support Chris, and she thinks it’s utterly ridiculous what the D.A. is doing.
I could go into detail about how messed up Rihanna is for supporting her abuser, and what a shit head Chis is for being himself, but really at this point all I can say to everyone involved is: fuck off. The sooner the better.