Beyonce Doesn’t Want You To See This Picture



Last Sunday, the Super Bowl was seen by 104 million people. As you remember, Beyonce performed, but what you may not remember is the Illuminati mind wipe that made Beyonce forget that the media isn’t her PR firm. Because, well, she’s contacting blogs asking that they remove “unflattering photos” from her performance. Gawker reports:

On Monday, our pals at Buzzfeed assembled an incoherent list of 33 Beyoncé pictures and GIFs taken from her Super Bowl performance, and posted it under the title “The 33 Fiercest Moments From Beyoncé’s Halftime Show.” On Tuesday, they received an email from Beyoncé’s publicist (“head worker bey”), politely asking them to DESTROY ALL UNFLATTERING PHOTOS OF BEYONCÉ IN EXISTENCE.

Here’s the email:

“Thanks for taking my call. As discussed, there are some unflattering photos on your current feed that we are respectfully asking you to change. I am certain that you will be able to find some better photos.

The worst are #5, 6, 10, 11, 12, 19 and 22.

Thank you very much.
Yvette

It’s hard to believe that someone who hires a film crew to follow her around every minute of the day would be a raging egomaniac, but sorry if the world isn’t your own personal Loreal commercial, Beyonce. If you don’t want to take unflattering photos, then, you know, don’t perform at the Super Bowl. Or don’t make your face look like that. Or try not to look like a dude in a wig. A dude in a wig who gets Google alerts on his phone.

photo credit = WENN

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By todd, February 06, 2013 17 comments